| Time to Walk By Shekhar Hattangadi
It’s
time for the over-hyped Sachin Tendulkar to retire.
Dear
Mr.Tendulkar:
It’s time, I reckon, to drop the bogus first-name familiarity
that comes so easily to fans who’ve never met you, and
to address you man-to-man. Earlier this year, you turned
30. That’s about the age when we Indian men really enter
manhood, because till then our lives — even if financially
independent — are much too pressured by goodboy urges
to please the people around us. So this might be a good
time to outgrow them as well as to look back — and ahead
— at your life and career.
For
at least 14 of those 30 years during which you’ve
played professional cricket for the country you must
think that you’ve pleased a lot of people. You aren’t
mistaken. Very rarely does it happen that people,
who aren’t interested in a particular activity, are
still smitten by a performer in that field. Several
of my relatives, friends, and acquaintances don’t
much care for cricket, but not one among them fails
to perk up good-naturedly at the mention of your name.
I wonder why. Why, for instance, are you spared the
wrath of irate cricket fans who haul the rest of the
team over the coals and even disfigure their homes
after an Indian defeat? And why didn’t any of your
recent career-reviews by the big-name analysts of
the game even mention the innumerable times you squandered
a heaven-sent opportunity to carry India to victory?
Could it be that you are indeed the Chosen One, a
modern-day version of Baby Krishna who was such a
chubby little darling that his destructive antics
and indiscretions were beyond reproach? Since cricket
is after all an Indian religion, it makes sense —
doesn’t it? — to follow the traditions of Hindu mythology
wherein we give our gods human-like attributes, so
we can then gloss over their resultant frailties.
What else can explain the curious fact that despite
your many miserable outings with the bat — the latest
and most haunting being against Australia in this
year’s World Cup Final — your fans and well-wishers
are forever willing to forgive you? There were no
boos that afternoon at the Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg
as you walked back to the pavilion, no stones were
hurled at your posh seaside apartment in Mumbai, no
one even dared to criticize your act publicly. Surely
you knew when you played that horrendous shot, a billion-plus
hearts sank with that ball into Glenn McGrath’s waiting
hands. Far from admonishing you for “playing your
natural game” (that clichéd euphemism for irresponsible
batting), the so-called experts like British cricket-writer
Peter Roebuck have actually praised you. He for one
thinks it was a brave shot, because you could have
easily played 40-odd overs and scored a safe century,
making a name for yourself and leaving the team in
a lurch, but that unselfish streak in your personality
wouldn’t allow you to commit such a cowardly act.
Twisted but strangely compelling logic, I daresay!
If ever I find myself on trial for an open-and-shut
case of murder, I can think of no better lawyer than
Mr. Roebuck to defend me.
For,
that shot of yours was nothing if not an open-and-shut
case of murder. It killed our hopes not just of the
Cup, but also of seeing a well-fought Final. The sin
was not in losing the match (after all, one side has
to lose every one-dayer) but in not trying to win
it. Roebuck’s was an elitist view from the air-conditioned
press-box. But, believe me, thousands of Indian cricket
fans like myself who’d traveled thousands of miles
at our own expense had a very different perspective
from the open sun-scorched stands. We saw no bravery
on display, no team-spirit in evidence. What we definitely
did see was indifferent bowling and fielding in the
first half, and indifferent batting in the second.
And your anti-climactic suicidal shot in the very
first over sent the signal (especially to the batsmen
who followed) that the target was an impossible one.
Several Tendulkar aficionados in the crowd trudged
out as soon as you got yourself out, returned to their
hotel in tearful dejection and drank themselves to
sleep, wondering: So what if the Aussies scored 350-plus
runs? Couldn’t Tendulkar have manfully tried matching
Ricky Ponting’s batting prowess and staying power?
Isn’t our “Tendlya” the brightest star in the world’s
best batting lineup? Are you, really? Let’s look at
some of your more frequently bandied titles.
You’ve been called The Complete Cricketer. That title
will do justice to only one cricketer in the entire
history of the game — Sir Garfield Sobers. I saw him
play just once at Bombay’s Brabourne Stadium circa
1966 and even in my relatively immature preteen years,
I knew I was watching an all-round cricketing wonder.
Suffice it to say that about the only thing he couldn’t
do on a cricket field was keep wickets to his own
bowling. Even with your enormous batting talent and
your quaint bowling repertoire that fetches you the
odd wicket, you don’t come anywhere close to that
legend. Sorry.
You do however come within sight of another legend
— Sir Don Bradman. The old man saw glimpses of his
younger self in your batting demeanour, and thought
highly of your talent. But does that make you The
Complete Batsman? Bradman, the most deserving candidate
for that title if ever there was one, was — from all
accounts and records — a batsman who, while destroying
the bowling, never gave his wicket away and also single-mindedly
ensured that along with the centuries, the victories
too kept coming. He was, like Sunil Gavaskar, an accumulator
of runs but on a much grander scale. The Bradman Phenomenon,
in my reckoning, was an incomparable combination of
the Tendulkar Talent and the Gavaskar Temperament.
Even statistically speaking, you and Gavaskar — with
individual averages in the 50s—are little more than
half the batsman the great Bradman was.
Among
contemporary batsmen, I would place Steve Waugh and
Brian Lara ahead of you. Is that because you’re any
less talented than they are? Far from it. Although
you never really mastered the relentless accuracy
of Australia’s Glenn McGrath or the spinning guile
of Pakistan’s Saqlain Mushtaq, and even if lesser
bowlers like England’s Ashley Giles and Zimbabwe’s
Ray Price have inexplicably shackled you at times,
most cricket analysts would award you the gold medal
for contemporary batting talent. Cricket analysts
never tire of telling me that you have two strokes
available for every ball. That may be so, but it often
appears like you attempt a third (and impossible)
one, and thus fall to innocuous balls. Ever seen Steve
Waugh throw away his wicket? He, like Lara although
with a less flamboyant style, has it in him to stick
around and finish a game.
Whoever ventured to call you The Supreme Artist hasn’t
seen many batsmen from an earlier era and, I suspect,
hasn’t seen much of Saurav Ganguly either. Of course,
that Bengali touch-artiste can be very fickle with
his batting form. But give a genuine cricket aesthete
the option of seeing either of you in full flow at
separate venues, and his gate-money will gravitate
toward the Ganguly grace rather than the Tendulkar
tonk.
I will raise the issue of your captaincy here only
because we’re looking at the totality of your career.
Admittedly, your tenure as captain suffered somewhat
because we now know in retrospect that it had to contend
with alleged match-fixers in the team. All the same,
a cricket writer recalls giving you a copy of Mike
Brearley’s book The Art of Captaincy during your early
years as captain, and he suspects you never read it.
Granted, reading a single book never made a successful
captain, but imbibing the wisdom and experience of
someone rated as the best in the game would scarcely
have hurt your lackluster captaincy record. Your seeming
failure as a strategic captain however is at direct
odds with your on-field enthusiasm as a team player.
As captain or otherwise, you always struck me as being
clued in to the proceedings more than anyone else
on the field, and more than generous with advice.
A consummate team-man, as they say. Who can forget
the way you—as batting partner—guided junior mates
to their debut Test centuries? And the many times
a dogged partnership was broken after your midfield
conference with the captain and other senior players.
So, could we confer on you a new title? The World’s
Best Vice-Captain.
Whatever the titular debate, there’s no mistaking
that you are the country’s Most Recognizable Celebrity
although, of late, we see you less on the field and
more in the media. That’s because you’ve ostensibly
become more selective about the matches you play than
the products you hawk. Much has been made about your
refusal to endorse alcohol and tobacco, but would
you have the integrity and the gumption to turn down
cola commercials — something India’s badminton champion
P. Gopichand has dared to do because such drinks are
less than nutritious? Remember that an entire generation
of Indian kids is guzzling colas by the tonne because
your endorsement means a lot more to them than the
scientific studies that found unacceptably high levels
of pesticides and other toxic pollutants in these
drinks.
The recent cola findings as well as the controversy
over the federal government’s import-duty waiver on
your Ferrari have tainted your sheen somewhat. So
what do your media planners do? In a blatant damage-control
PR exercise, a staggering amount of television time
gets dedicated to projecting your occasional acts
of charity and to replaying the few matches you won
for India. But far from being grateful to television
for showcasing you so selectively — and hiding away
your umpteen batting failures —y ou blame the media
for carrying post-match reactions from former cricketers
and thus abetting fan anger against the current team.
Do you honestly think that the off-the-cuff comments
from a few Indian ex-cricketers can have a stronger
impact on the viewing public than the entire live
telecast of the match itself? Gone are the days when
we waited for the morning newspaper to fill in crucial
gaps in the radio commentary of a cricket match. With
television coverage, an entire game is out there for
all to see and judge without the prism of subjective
reportage. Cricketing truth has become an instant
phenomenon, beamed live through a dozen variously-angled
hitech cameras. Media commentators in sports are no
longer mass opinion leaders.
Anyway,
look at those video clips again and you’ll realize
that the ex-cricketers said nothing that was even
remotely objectionable, and your team’s performance
against Australia in the World Cup was indeed pathetic
enough to be deplored in the strongest words. You
may also realize in the process that excessive pampering
has made today’s cricketers so touchy that even constructive
criticism gets them all riled up. And remember a small
fact: Among those ex-cricketers are some who faced
the world’s most fearsome bowlers without a helmet,
without fancy guards and paddings, without customized
bats and made-to-order gloves, and still managed some
20 years ago to bring home a trophy called the World
Cup.
Ah, the World Cup! Must be excruciating to wake up
every morning and realize that the prime symbol of
global cricketing supremacy remains as elusive as
it did when you played your first World Cup match
in 1992. All the more so for a batsman who loves to
dominate the run of play and impose himself on the
bowlers, but who has had to return empty-handed for
the fourth consecutive time.
But that’s the past. What does the future hold in
store? Several more billions in the bank for sure,
because there is no serious competition to your brand
equity for Corporate India. But is there a Cup somewhere
on the horizon? More importantly, does it matter any
longer? Four years is too long a time for predictions—who
knows what will happen in the interim—and what’s the
guarantee that the team won’t have another off-day
after a spirited run-up to the Final?
Can you cross your heart, Mr. Tendulkar, and declare
that your hunger for success rages as furiously as
it did a decade ago? I remember a hot humid April
afternoon in 1991, your 18th birthday during the Bombay-Haryana
Ranji Final. The Wankhede Stadium press-box had pooled
in to buy you a birthday cake. You came up to cut
it, smiled boyishly after blowing out the candles,
and exited as soon as it was politely possible. Without
saying so, you made it clear that you had a game to
play, a job to do, and the motivation shone fiercely
in those steely eyes. I saw that steel again on the
eve of your 25th birthday against Australia at Sharjah
in 1998. I saw but a hint of it at the match we won
against Pakistan in this World Cup. Significantly,
I did not see it during the Final in Johannesburg.
And even if the spirit’s willing, is the flesh strong
enough to withstand the painful grind of international
match schedules? Injuries to your finger, back, and
foot have kept you away from or incapacitated you
during recent matches and even entire series. There
are whispers that Indian cricketers routinely miss
practice sessions and even some games to accommodate
shooting schedules for commercials, but surely you’re
not one of those money-minded laggards, are you? Nevertheless,
do I notice a shadow of guilt and self-doubt in the
once-unalloyed innocence of your smile as you implore
us to buy a mobike or a soft drink? Wasn’t it enough
to have the Indian team’s World Cup earnings (even
the reserves who never played a single match came
home richer by 6.7 million rupees each!) fully exempted
from income tax? And the Rupee 11.3-million customs
duty waived on your Ferrari, which the car manufacturers
reportedly gifted you? Did you really have to put
your dignity on the line by requesting the Maharashtra
State Chief Minister to dereserve a plot of land set
aside for the homeless in Mumbai, so you could build
a bungalow on it? Do you realize that this shockingly
insensitive act mocks at all your earlier attempts
at charity?
Can you fathom the depth of the Indian public’s love
for cricket and particularly, their boundless love
for you? A love that expects a lot but demands nothing,
that drives them to buy whichever product you endorse,
and that has sheltered a high-school dropout from
the travails of finding a decent job. Do you sometimes
wonder if anyone can lay a rightful claim to an entire
nation’s collective affection and disposable income
without giving back something tangible — say, a World
Cup — in return? Has it finally dawned on you that
your reputation as an entertainer — for the crowds
and therefore, for the corporate moneybags — is fast
overshadowing your greatness as a batsman? That you’ve
hardly ever been a finisher and match-winner for India,
that your rash strokes and temperamental flaws have
repeatedly let us down even in the pursuit of paltry
targets? That your cavalier style of batting falls
short of your expected contribution to the team as
a whole? That this style is better suited for exhibition
matches than for serious competitive cricket? And
that, without quite your knowing it, you may well
have become a victim of burnout? Take note of how
a great batsman from your city of Mumbai anticipated
burnout before it could beat him. Sunil Gavaskar retired
after playing international cricket for 15 years.
We all thought he had at least another couple of good
years in him, but Gavaskar—with a sharp eye on his
place in history — followed the advice of another
great opener from the same city. “Always retire when
people ask why, rather than wait till they ask why
not,” the late Vijay Merchant loved telling his radio-show
listeners.
When it does come, your decision to quit will be a
tough one, though. Indian advertising—more than the
game of cricket itself — might find your vacancy difficult
to fill. After all, the corporates have invested billions
in making you a star salesman and brand icon. They’ll
do their damnedest to prolong your shelf-life, to
convince you that you’re as good as their sales figures.
Already, there are noises about awarding you the Bharat
Ratna. And a numerologist finds your birth numbers
(3 and 6) comparable to those of two other towering
Indians: Rabindranath Tagore and Amitabh Bachchan.
Well, if it’s numbers you wish to ponder, try 4. Don
Bradman needed just four runs in his last Test innings
to achieve a batting average of 100, but was bowled
for a duck. Could it be a strangely cosmic occurrence
that you performed the surrogate act of scoring precisely
four runs in that forgettable World Cup Final innings?
Think: Even if you decide to hang up your cricket
boots today, you’d have bettered the Don in at least
one statistic.
Sincerely, Shekhar Hattangadi
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